Giselle vs. Cami

This post is dedicated to my dear friend Erin over at Shepards' Shananigans ...

Giselle's Diary (the Dog)

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - Licking the man's milk bowl! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - Geocaching in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Cookies! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard with the squarrels! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Dinner in front of the TV! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play with my fishy! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping under the woman's snuggie! My favorite thing!

Cami's Diary (the Cat)

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges.

She is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return.

She is obviously stupid.