Lessons and Accomplishments of Late

I can now recite almost the entire movie of Megamind from memory, which I did last night in bed with Brent. Until he finally told me to stop talking and go to sleep. I think he's jealous.

I have learned DIY really should be NGD - never gets done.

I can now walk to Target each morning and browse without buying. It's totally lame, but my budget appreciates then break.

I have learned going to the bathroom without a baby in tow is a thing of the past. You get over the stage fright pretty quick.

I can now shower in 2.5 minutes - sans shaving (you just can't do that fast lest you end up bleeding all over your house).

I have learned 'babies' are something to add to my list of Things Italian Greyhounds Hate - along with the wind, rain, noises, veggies, other dogs, leashes, baby gates, and spoons.

I can now successfully do most daily tasks with one hand. I am working on doing things with my feet because those monkeys have clever ways of doing things when their hands are full. Brent has vetoed any feet touching things from the dishwasher.

I have learned babies really appreciate classic rock - Guns 'n Roses, Ozzie, ACDC, etc.

I can now laugh and agree when someone says 'You look tired' and not cry. Because I am tired, and I appreciate the honesty. Thanks, Mark Patterson.

I have learned my husband is as amazing at being a father as he is being a husband. And that totally rocks - for Bree and me. We are working on his love for Giselle - I mean, no one is perfect.